1st Ninja - Good O'Mighty with marching steps down the aisle... Watch out, I have a hidden sword right in my tongue.
2nd Ninja - Good to the last drop of wine tasting! ( I was the original No. 1 Ninja but now, Good O'Mighty took over)
3rd Ninja - I am a flasher from a Tropical Island, Can't you tell by one look at my attire?
4th Ninja - No one ever wait for me and I am always getting pissed. Why? How come? Where did they go? Where is the next party? How come I did not get invited?
5th Ninja - I only like Italian food and that is it. No sushi, No funky stuff for me.
6th Ninja - I am straight from the Tsunami. Please spare me a chopstick.
7th Ninja - I am a female, I believe in being taken out to fine restaurants, not homeless events with dirty fingernails dipped into my dip.
8th Ninja - I am a female too and I am the most beautiful one of all, I will shun all of them away with my radar eyes and my big wide smile.
9th Ninja - Please, no more soup kitchen, I am jobless. Someone give me a bowl of homemade soup please. (A scouce from this group told everyone I eat from the soup kitchen, I will knock him over in no time with made up rumors back to him.)
10th Ninja - I am a E-smoker with a breath of a hurricane and my nails are meant to have dirt underneath it. My breath is a black hole.
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